i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
"Don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you."
"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."
"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."
the best types are friends are the ones when you dont have to clean your room for when they come over