unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via heart)

dietcondoms:

what if everytime u got nervous you yodelled

(via encourage)

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

(via officialwhitegirls)

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via gnarly)

lightsnshapes:

It’s so hard to not give a shit when I care about you so damn much.

(via earthendr)

twerkys:

my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you

(Source: baracknobama, via monochrome-sparkle)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via cantescape)