that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
what if everytime u got nervous you yodelled
Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
It’s so hard to not give a shit when I care about you so damn much.
my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you
(Source: baracknobama, via monochrome-sparkle)
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
(Source: alieniverson, via cantescape)