mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via heart)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via broken-in-chicago)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(Source: batmanglijs, via heart)

kanyewesticle:

the best types are friends are the ones when you dont have to clean your room for when they come over

(Source: kanyewesticle, via hella-coffee)